At 2:30am I was woken up. I tried to go back to sleep and just had this thought...bathroom. Finally it hit me. Yesterday, I had to make some important copies for work. So I made them and forgot to deliver the originals.
So I left my office a second time with them in hand.
I decided to make a quick stop to the ladies room and there were a lot of women there who are not with our company. So instead of leaving the papers on the counter, I brought them in with me. They are tiny stalls so I shoved them in where the toilet seat covers are and did my thing.
I left the ladies room and went back to work.
I never got the documents out of the seat cover thing.
It's bad enough explaining how I lost them HERE.
Imagine telling my boss. As I was explaining, he got so flustered and uncomfortable, it made the entire situation worse.
It was the walk of shame.