#2 Bring a knife into the bathroom
#3 Step into a warm shower
#4 Slice the fruit open and enjoy
There is seriously no better joy than a fresh perfect ripe pomegranate.
I was introduced to them as a small child. My mother loved them and she would have us strip to undies and stand outside on the patio and eat one until our fingers and mouth and chins were stained bright red. I never had any thought as to why Persephone ate six of the tiny seeds. How can you ignore their perfect jeweled selves?
As an adult, I have often thought that the smartest way to eat them was exactly how my mom had use eat them (and she got a solid 20 minutes of peace in the bargain). So now that it is fall, and the fruits are in perfect season, I needed a more grown up way to eat them.
So that brings us to:
Step #1 Get Naked
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well i've never eaten fruit in the shower
I wonder if you win "the strangest place to eat fruit award"
I have a feeling "the strangest way to eat fruit award" may need another blog entry...
Lol! I think the shower is underrated for doing a lot of activities.
I usually make something edible in the shower daily.
I wouldn't eat it, personally, and it damn sure doesn't need a knife.
Lol - I was just thinking...if's been over a week since your surgery...shouldn't you be finished with your calendar by now?
...I've got an update ready to go...
..no...not even close.
I tire easily.
Maybe you should have worked out before surgery. With one of those squeeze balls or something. Get some hand and upper body strength....:D
Pretty sad...you're supplied with chocolates, porn and permission.
*giggle* you tire easily???
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