Sunday, November 25, 2007

Fur Undies

On vacation I bought these blankets - artificial down but they have an almost fur like covering. They are incredibly soft, warm, and cozy. For the first time I understood why people sleep nude. I never understood it before - if you have to use the restroom, you'd have to put on a cold robe and freeze to death on the way there. But I was sleeping with this new blanket and geeze it was soft. I announced to the kids the next morning I was going to buy a second one and cut a slit in the middle and wear it like a dress (I could belt it I'm sure).

They, of course, were horrified.

So I think the cavemen had it right... I can see how if PETA wasn't involved, how a mink lined bra and rabbit lined undies would be a HUGE seller. I always thought the whole bear skin in front of the fire thing was an old Hollywood cliche. Now I'm having serious doubts. I'm thinking it is the epitome of a perfect evening.

2 comments:

moooooog35 said...

You can always take someone from PETA, cut a slit down the middle, and wear THEM as bra and undies.

How's THAT for a statement?

I say go for it.

A Girl, A Boy, and Me said...

Lol - I'd feel like Mr Burns.